I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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