I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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