We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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