I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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