It's like a parade of train wrecks.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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