the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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