so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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