Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
as a side note pls kill me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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