i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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