would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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