Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Let's paint friendship bongs
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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