Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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