Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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