Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
no, he came in my armpit
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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