Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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