DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i out mim tonsoeep
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