Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
