Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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