there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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