I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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