So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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