just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
