I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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