How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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