Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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