If i come over, it means nothing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You ruined the universe
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