oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I have already put on my inside pants.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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