So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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