i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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