Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We got so high we made milksteak
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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