There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
there is glitter all over my balls
I love you.
Bad choice
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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