This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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