i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How does one acquire holy water?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
