Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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