and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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