Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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