i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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