seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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