p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
