the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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