I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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