BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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