Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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