I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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