I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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