I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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