fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell her she can't have a vagina
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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