I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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