So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize