Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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