you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
this hospital has no fireball
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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