wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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