You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Randomize
