its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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