it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
