am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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